Think you can keep your bits and bobs warm this winter? Well, I'm afraid to say that's a phallusy!

We’re offering you a knitted willy warmer for just £4.95, or three willy warmers for £11.99, saving you 62% off ATRAD's prices (1) (2) (based on each product sold separately; correct as of 19.11.17).

If you've been trying to keep things heated in the bedroom, but so far have had no luck, then perhaps it's time to tackle the elephant in the room and get yourself one of these knitted willy warmers. Measuring 16cm, and with comfy knitted pouches to make sure you stay nice and toasty, you'll certainly be the cock of the walk wearing one of these. Coming in either one of four designs - elephant, cockerel, snake or rainbow - or your favourite three, these willy warmers would make the perfect novelty Christmas gift for any cheeky chap.