Crack open a new festive tradition-this Nutcracker has a wild side!
We’re offering you a Immersive Nutcracker Noir Dining and Theatre Experience, saving you 31% off Secret Theatre Limited's prices.
The Nutcracker Noir - A Christmas Tale
Get ready for a Christmas experience that will ignite your senses and stir your imagination! Secret Theatre invites you to Nutcracker Noir, a sophisticated, wildly inventive reimagining of the classic festive tale – now told through an intoxicating cocktail of immersive theatre, burlesque, dazzling costumes, and a once-in-a-lifetime dining adventure in the heart of London.
Available Dates
Wednesday 17th December 2025 - 13:00
Thursday 18th December 2025 - 12:00
Thursday 18th December 2025 - 13:00
Thursday 18th December 2025 - 19:00
Thursday 18th December 2025 - 19:00
Friday 19th December 2025 - 13:00
Saturday 20th December 2025 13:00
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MENU
BRICK LANE BUTTER & SOURDOUGH
Rich butter w/ panch phoron, sweet roast garlic, topped w/ tempered curry leaves & crispy onions
TRADITIONAL vs NEW WAVE
Treacle glazed Chalk Stream trout w/ celeriac & apple remoulade, chive crumblefollowed by, Nori & brown sugar cured Chalk Stream trout w/ tomato ponzu, griddled cucumber, fresh radish, katsuobushi & tobiko
BURNT ENDS ‘N’ GRITS
Slow braised beef cheek w/ smoky BBQ reduction, Parmesan & crème fraîche grits, blackened corn, soused winter vegetables served with, Mid winter salad w/ rainbow leaves, sweet potato, apple & pickled cranberries
LA RECETTE PERDUE
Lucille’s Baked Basque Cheesecake w/ Spanish brandy, orange & vanilla soused prunes. Sugar Plum Coulis
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Secret Theatre can cater to the following dietary requirements with advance notice: vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free and dairy-free.
What to Expect
- Multi-Sensory Storytelling: Follow Clara through dreamlike, artfully themed rooms, where every moment is filled with music, dance, and theatrical flair directed by West End legends Gary Lloyd and Richard Crawford.
- Live Performance: Be swept away by a talented cast of world-class West End performers as they guide you through a spellbinding narrative – all created exclusively for adult audiences.
- Gourmet 5-Course Banquet: Delight in a culinary journey crafted by the renowned Jenny McNeill (Gingerline’s, The Fat Duck), with each course served in the opulent Club Noir to match the performance’s evolving moods.
Your Experience Breakdown
- Arrival: Enjoy a festive welcome drink and sweet treat at the Merry & More Mart as you mingle in anticipation of the evening ahead.
- The Journey: Embark on a mesmerising adventure through multiple immersive rooms-each a feast for the senses with interactive set pieces and theatrical magic at every turn.
- Dine in Style: Take your seat in the heart of Club Noir for a sumptuous five-course meal, as the story unfolds around you in high style and glamour.
- Choose Your Ticket: Pick from exclusive VIP Booths (with Champagne and a unique cast meet & greet), full dining VIP/Club tickets, or Bar access for theatre only. (All tickets include the festive welcome drink & treat!)
- Adults-Only: This is a strictly 18+ event, making it the ultimate choice for grown-up festive fun and unforgettable nights with friends, dates, or colleagues.
Venue & Facilities
- Location: 31 New Inn Yard, London EC2A 3EY – easily accessible in central London’s Shoreditch district.
- Amenities: Bar service, gourmet dining, ample restrooms, and attentive event staff for a smooth and memorable experience.
- Accessibility: Please contact the venue for accessibility or special requirements prior to booking.
Why Choose Nutcracker Noir?
Produced by the innovative team at Secret Theatre, this show brings you the energy and artistry of West End theatre, the culinary depth of Michelin-trained chefs, and the seductive sparkle of burlesque. Enjoy a truly one-of-a-kind Christmas celebration – perfect for bold festive spirits, foodies, and culture lovers alike!
How to Book & What to Know
- Pre-booking is essential. Choose your ticket type and group size – solo guests and large parties equally welcome!
- Event dates available in December. Arrive in smart evening attire to match the glamour of Club Noir.
- Strictly for guests aged 18 and over (ID required on entry).
- Special dietary requirements? Contact the venue in advance to discuss menu adaptations.
Location
- Secret Theatre, Club Noir – 31 New Inn Yard, London EC2A 3EY
FAQs
- Q: Is the event suitable for children or under-18s?
A: No, Nutcracker Noir is strictly an 18+ event. ID will be required for entry.
- Q: Are food and drinks included in my ticket?
A: All ticket types include a welcome drink and festive treat. Dining tickets include a five-course meal by Jenny McNeill. VIP Booths include additional perks like Champagne and exclusive cast experiences.
- Q: Can I attend in a group?
A: Absolutely! Multiple tickets can be purchased, making it perfect for group celebrations, festive parties, or a standout night out with friends.
Embrace the unexpected and make this festive season truly extraordinary with Nutcracker Noir. Book your tickets now for an immersive journey you’ll never forget!
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